Conversation with Little Red last night...
"Is the baby coming tomorrow?"
"No darling the baby has to get MUCH bigger before it comes out."
"But maybe we could make it smaller because then it would be much easier for me to carry."
"No sweetheart - if babies are born too small they will be sick."
(Considers) "Okay mummy. Mummy?"
"When the baby is ready to come out, it will BURST open your belly!"
The funniest thing about this last exchange, is that it was said with such gory delight and glee - no concern at all for mummy and the carnage of her poor belly! Has my child been watching Alien?? Or Breaking Dawn? LOL.